Annoying Gamer Kid Meme Generator
You join an online match. Within eleven seconds a voice that hasn't broken yet has called you trash, said something about your mum and asked you to carry him. He's on your team.
Your nephew invites you to play. He gives you the controller with the sticky button and the stick that drifts left. He wins nine nil. He tells everyone at dinner, twice, with the score.
The new starter at work is twenty two and beat you in the office football game tournament. He has said "easy" every morning since March. It was penalties.
A ten year old tells his class he could hack the school's computers. Asked how, he says "with the internet". Half the class is impressed. The other half is also ten.
Why it caught on: a grinning boy gripping a controller, from a photo nobody has traced, became the face of the confident voice in every headset, and anyone who has played online has met him, usually at full volume.
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Best Annoying Gamer Kid posts
- EVERYONE BETTER THAN ME HAS NO LIFE / EVERYONE WORSE THAN ME IS A NOOB
- makes arrow to the knee jokes / never played skyrim
- see's girl online / "make me a sandwich trololol" damn i'm clever!
- plays call of duty / assumes he knows everything about guns
- plays cod
- Clan tag says "weed" / never smoked
- Hasn't hit puberty / "You guys sound like girls"
- has 2 hd screens to play with / use 1 to see the game, one to see the cheats
- I REMEMBER BACK WHEN THERE WERE ONLY 493 POKEMON! / THE ORIGINALS, RIGHT?
- Winning 99-1 in deathmatch / Still talks trash about you
- Why would i use the brake? / it slows you down!
- believes halo / started the fps genre
- uses action replay / i'm a hacker!
- Losing at game, threatens to hack you / doesnt know how to run .exe
- I'm AN OLD SCHOOL GAMER / I PLAYED MODERN WARFARE 2
- invites you over / gives you the bad controller
- Calls you son / you're 30
- Wait... / The guy with the green hat's name isn't zelda?
- Can 360 no-scope / can't run in gym
- manage to learn one move on a fighting game / spam it