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The train stops in a tunnel for four minutes. The man opposite is already rationing his crisps, one every ninety seconds, eyes on the horizon.

Battery at 3% and no charger. You turn off the Bluetooth, dim the screen, close every app and sit perfectly still in the dark, like a survivalist conserving body heat.

Your dad goes camping once a year, for one night, forty minutes from home. He brings a knife big enough to skin a bear. He spends the night in the car with the heater on.

You've forgotten your water bottle at the gym. The fountain is broken. You stare at the shower for a long, thoughtful moment.

Why it caught on: Bear Grylls, the British adventurer who presented Man vs Wild, once drank his own urine on camera to avoid dehydration, Reddit never forgot it, and he's had a sense of humour about it ever since, which made him everyone's favourite overreaction.

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