Business Cat Meme Generator
Working from home, your cat schedules a meeting on your keyboard. Attendees: you. Agenda: lying on the space bar. It overruns, through your actual meeting, until he decides it's over.
Your manager needs the report by Friday. On Friday he's unavailable. On Monday he asks why it's late, and knocks your coffee off the desk while he's asking.
Your landlord ignores you for three months, then turns up at seven in the morning unannounced to ask why the hallway is untidy. He leaves without looking at the boiler. Very cat.
Your nan runs Christmas the same way: everyone must be in the room, then she shuts herself in the kitchen, then she appears only to criticise the gravy and leave again.
Why it caught on: a cat in a shirt and tie became the boss who runs the office the way a cat would. Anyone who has worked for someone unpredictable recognised the management style at once.
Best Business Cat posts
- Good job, John. I'm givIng you a raise / 2 Dead Birds
- 1% Of The Cats / Own 99% Of The Catnip
- Needs a promotion / leaves a dead bird in front of boss' office
- #YOLNT
- Only use keyboard. / Ate the mouse.
- OMG A BALL OF YARN / CANCEL ALL MY MEETINGS
- Are you realy kicking meow-t of my office? / You've got to be kitten me
- "honey I'm staying late again / no we havnt caught the red dot yet"
- I need those reports on my desk / right meow
- I Need You to Stay Late Tonight / We Really Need to Catch That Red Dot
- WE NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX / I POOPED IN THIS ONE
- time for your background check / turn around
- loses big account / vomits grass
- you don't like cats? / it's cuz i'm black isn't it?
- You need a sales incentive program? / I'll pull some strings.
- Well excuse me, team sarcastic / YOu'd have typos too if you had no thumbs
- Catches the red dot / promotion
- I want that report on my desk / right meow
- As you can see on my resume / I have actually caught the red dot
- i used to be an adventurer like you / then i relised i was a cat