Confession Bear Meme Generator
Your partner thinks you love her lasagne. You've eaten it on every birthday for eight years. You don't. It's far too late to say. You'll be eating it at your golden wedding.
You have never seen Star Wars. You've nodded along to every reference since school. Admitting it now would be like admitting you can't read.
In the lift at work you pretend to type a message so you don't have to talk to the man from accounts. He's doing the same. You've been typing nothing at each other for three years.
The plant your flatmate asked you to water died in the first week. You bought an identical one from the garden centre for £7.99. She's been talking to it lovingly for months.
Why it caught on: a Getty Images photo of a Malayan sun bear from 2007, posted to r/AdviceAnimals as Confession Bear in the summer of 2012. It looked guilty enough to carry anyone's secret, and nobody had to sign their name.
Best Confession Bear posts
- I Always assume people on the internet are male / unless they specify otherwise
- I'm a guy / and I don't care about football
- I Think Good Guy greg / Looks like a scumbag
- I don't think this bear / looks like he's confessing
- i often fantasise about having arguments with other people / in my head
- AFter i download a torrent / i never seed
- I have to sing the alphabet / to know what letter comes next
- sometimes before i masturbate i wish that i have a gf / but when i am done i am happy that i don't
- It bothers me when bad things happen to good people. / it bothers me more when good things happen to bad people.
- I'm 20 / And i still pick my nose
- i'm a girl / And i hate shopping
- It's kind of sad when one of the characters in an anime die / but i am freaking exaited of that because I want to see the main character's wrath
- I downvote every post / that uses the word "Le"
- if i wouldn't go to jail for it / I'd beat my childhood bullies to death
- ACTUALLY / I LIKE RAIN
- A female friend had her nose broken by her ex. / I drove 250 Km and threw him down 3 flights of stairs. he broke 12 bones including an arm and leg. Best thing i've ever done.
- IF YOU'RE A VEGETaRIAN / I automatically assume you're a pretentious tool
- I only feel confident talking to girls / if they're ugly
- I don't feel bad / about Illegally torrenting music and movies
- i find autocorrect posts / fake and lame