Disaster Girl Meme Generator
Someone accidentally sends "reply all" to the whole company. Four hundred people reply all to say stop replying all. You don't reply. You just sit there, watching, with a small and peaceful smile.
In the last five minutes of the lesson the teacher has clearly forgotten to set homework. One boy puts his hand up to remind her. Thirty heads turn. You simply watch, delighted, as he is never forgiven.
You suggested the flat try a cleaning rota. Three weeks later there is a spreadsheet with colour coding, nobody is speaking, and two people have moved out. You have the cleanest kitchen in the city.
At Christmas you mention, lightly, that your uncle's views on the referee are "interesting". Then you go and fetch the pudding. You come back to a room in flames, emotionally. You serve the trifle.
Why it caught on: Zoë Roth was four in 2004 when her father photographed her smiling in front of a burning house in Mebane, North Carolina. It was a controlled training burn and nobody was hurt, but the smile is the face of anyone quietly enjoying a mess they won't have to clean up.
Best Disaster Girl posts
- Next time, / Give me the candy you said you had in the van.
- teacher gave me a c / i gave her a c4
- they told me not to cry / i told them not to scream
- wouldn't bake me cookies / so i baked them
- i saw a spider / dont worry, i got it
- they told me not to touch the stove / So i left it on
- honey boo boo / has just been cancelled
- mom called me an 'accident' / so i showed her what an accident really looks like
- Eat your vegetables, they said. Be a good girl, they said. / Put down the matches, they said...
- my mom's boyfriend called me hot / i taught him what irony means
- THEY SENT ME TO MY ROOM, / I SENT THEM TO HELL
- mommy turned off glee to watch the hunger games / i gave her a preview of catching fire
- That's Right / Billy Joel didn't start the fire
- they ignored my status / i ignored their screams
- 9:00 bedtime? / i disagree
- MOM BLOCKS THE INTERNET / I BLOCK THE FIRE EXIT
- they wouldn't let me play firewatch / so I played with real fire instead.
- THEY SUGGEST ME TO PLAY POKEMON GO
- you know what i got for christmas? / revenge.
- guess what? / i know where you live.