Forever Alone Meme Generator
The doorbell goes on Valentine's Day. Your heart lifts. It's a parcel for next door. You sign for it with real tenderness.
On your birthday you get one message before noon. It's the dentist, wishing you a happy birthday and reminding you you're overdue a check up. Still, they remembered.
You book a table for one. The waiter takes away the second set of cutlery with a little flourish, like a magician, and the trick is that you're alone.
You hold the door for someone at the office. They see you, smile, and go through the other door. You stand there a moment longer holding it for nobody, which is at least reliable.
Why it caught on: a lumpy rage comic face with tears in its eyes and a brave, wobbly smile, around since about 2010. Posting it is a way of laughing at a quiet Friday before anyone else can, which is a little less alone.
Best Forever Alone posts
- creates a meme on meme generator / presses the up arrow, 'cause nobody else does
- THROWS BOOMERANG / never comes back
- BEING SINGLE ON VALENTINES DAY 20 TIMES IN A ROW / ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
- creates a meme on meme generator / presses the up arrow, 'cause nobody else does 😢
- i have lots of money, a girlfriend and a house / on runescape
- Cute girl hands you a note in class / "Give to the guy in front of you"
- Go to college / Forever a loan
- LAUGH AT FOREVER ALONE MEMES / REALIZE IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE
- boat sinks, wakes up on deserted island / same shit, different location
- okay class choose your partners
- LIKING YOUR OWN FACEBOOK STATUS / IS LIKE GIVING YOURSELF A HI-FIVE IN PUBLIC
- orders red roses to self on valentine's day / lost in transit
- F.A.P. / Forever Alone Party
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- My girlfriend is like an ipad / i don't have an ipad
- i usually go out and bike with my friends / on pokemon emerald
- wave back at someone / Was waving at someone else
- finally get a text / it's your phone company
- called suicide hotline / they hung up
- Finally gets A friend request / وليامز تومي سميث It's from