Good Guy Greg Meme Generator
You're 40p short at the coffee shop. Greg pays and never mentions it again. Not once, not even as a joke. You will owe him for the rest of your life, which he also never mentions.
He borrows your drill and returns it charged, with the right bit back in the case. You didn't know it had a case. Greg found it.
You know nobody at the party. Greg notices, walks over and introduces you to three people as "the funniest person I know". You aren't. You become it, for an evening.
Greg replies to the group chat. Within the day. With an answer to the actual question, including a time. People like Greg hold whole friendships together and get thanked never.
Why it caught on: a smiling young man with a joint in his mouth on a red and yellow background, made in 2011 as the answer to Scumbag Steve. Nothing Greg does is heroic, which is the point: it's a small thank you to the people who make ordinary life easier.
Best Good Guy Greg posts
- Finds you left Facebook open / logs you out
- LISTEN TO SISTER'S BULLSHIT / GIVES A SHIT
- Buys a new Single player game / Let's you play first while he watches
- sees No one likes your facebook status / likes it anyway
- Downloads winrar / actually buys the program when 40 day trial is up
- SAW OFFENSIVE YOUTUBE VIDEO / DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
- gets propositioned by a virgin / convinces her to wait
- Gets the wrong order / eats it anyway
- reads socially awkward penguin / doesn't think it's something to laugh at
- Is an Athiest / Still says "Bless You" when you sneeze
- makes something on paint / doesn't name it "untitled"
- makes a meme / doesn't rate it up
- Clicks attending / Attends
- HAS MORE LIKES THAN MOST GOD TIER MEMES, BUT IS STILL DEMIGOD TIER / DOESN'T MIND
- girl tells to turn around while undressing / DOES
- Gets call from telemarketer / Has friendly convsersation
- Girl he likes is dating someone else / Actually happy for her
- Plays skyrim / doesn't make arrow in the knee jokes
- eats pizza with you / pretends he is full and gives you the last slice
- plays black ops / wishes good luck to everyone befor match