Literally Me (Drive) Meme Generator
At the party you stand in the kitchen and say almost nothing for three hours. In your head this reads as mysterious. In the taxi home someone asks if you're alright.
You drive home from work at 11pm with the radio on and take the long way round, past the retail park, slowly, because it feels like a film. It's a 2014 Corolla. The film is about a man who needs petrol.
A colleague asks how your weekend was. You say "good" and nod once. You spent it assembling a wardrobe and losing an argument with step 14, the one with the dowels.
You bought the jacket. Not the exact jacket. A jacket from the same general family of jackets. You wear it to the big Tesco.
Why it caught on: Ryan Gosling's near-silent Driver in Drive (2011) became the founding saint of the internet's "literally me" canon, posted half ironically by men who also don't talk much and would like that to count as depth.