Perfectly Balanced, as All Things Should Be Meme Generator
You split the last chips with your sibling by counting them out loud. Thirteen each. The fourteenth is broken in half with surgical care.
The bill for six comes to 187 pounds 40. One person only had a starter. Nobody leaves until it's settled to the penny.
Two hours of sleep, two coffees, two meetings that should have been one email. A day in perfect harmony.
Your work-life balance: forty hours at your desk, forty minutes on the sofa wondering where the evening went.
Why it caught on: Thanos's line from Avengers: Infinity War (2018) became a fan creed, and that year r/thanosdidnothingwrong banned half its own members at random to honour him, with Josh Brolin's blessing.