Picard Wtf Meme Generator
Someone replies all to a 600-person company email to say "thanks!". Twelve people reply all asking to be taken off the list. Someone replies all asking everyone to stop replying all. It's Tuesday, and the mailing list has become self-aware.
Your flatmate has put the empty milk carton back in the fridge. Carefully. Upright. With the lid screwed back on, as if to preserve the memory of milk.
The school emails at 9 on Sunday night to say your child must come in tomorrow dressed as a Victorian chimney sweep. Tomorrow. You have a bin bag, some crumbs from the toaster and one hour.
The man in front stops at a green light to finish a text. The light goes amber. He looks up, goes through on red, and gestures at you in the mirror, as though you were the problem.
Why it caught on: Patrick Stewart's Captain Picard flings out an arm in "Ménage à Troi", a 1990 episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. A captain who stays calm with gods and the Borg finally losing patience is how everyone feels when ordinary people outdo the universe.
Best Picard Wtf posts
- Why the fuck / Won't dora get a GPS?
- If you're on the toilet in the holodeck / will the poop be on the floor when the program ends?
- we almost hit a police box! / what the hell is a police box doing in outer space
- Why the hell / Would an entry Level job require 3-5 years experience
- Why the hell / do people use hashtags on facebook
- Why the hell / is printer ink more expensive than a new printer
- Like and share if you love grandma, ignore & she dies / Who comes up with this garbage?
- how the fuck does a missile strike / 'send a message' to Syria that killing is wrong?
- of course I'm going to stare / you've got massive boobs
- Why the Hell / Katainen-Perkele is_here?
- Why isn't your level of stupidity / LISTED AS A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE?
- Why the fuck / does the fox go Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow
- Who the hell / mixes up Jedi and Vulcans?
- Why on earth / AM I IN SPACE?
- WHY THE FUCK / ARE PLAYSTATION 4 COMMERCIALS ON TV WHEN THEY ARE SOLD OUT EVERY WHERE
- why the fuck / is janeway expert on the borg... i was borg
- why the fuck / did i buy black ops ii
- why the fuck / is meme generator on screen?
- Why are there 30 knives / but never any forks and spoons in the kitchen
- WHY THE HELL / ARE MY TAXES PAYING FOR NASCAR?