skyrim stan Meme Generator
You pop to the corner shop for milk. You come back with milk, a candle, a reduced tin of peaches and a strong feeling the peaches might come in useful. They won't. You can't throw them away either.
Hotel breakfast. You leave with 14 little jams, three apples, a croissant in a napkin and a butter knife. You have no plan for any of it. Inventory is inventory.
Moving flat: 48 boxes, four of them nothing but cables. Nobody knows what the cables are for. They will be moved again next time, with honour.
You've just walked home across town carrying six bags of shopping, a lamp and a parcel for the neighbour. A friend texts asking if you can help carry a sofa. You say yes. You've never once turned down a side quest.
Why it caught on: Bethesda's The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011) let players slay dragons and then spend hours hoarding cheese wheels and spoons. The horned iron helmet stands for every player who carried that habit out of the game and into real life.
Best skyrim stan posts
- HOrse attacks dragon by itself / But runs a mile from a wolf
- "you are carrying too much to run" / spend an hour trying to figure out what to drop
- I think my education / is getting in the way of skyrim
- Slay dragon / run from bear
- Accidentally Shout instead of sprint / Fight whole town
- stare at a chest / Know if it's empty or not
- Fight ghosts / bloody sword
- about to talk to a girl? / Better SAve
- LEVELS UP / VOICES IN HEAD START GRUNTING.
- wields a weapon in each hand / can only wear one ring
- Long extinct mythical SPECIES Miraculously RESURRECTED / hunt it down, consume its soul, turn its bones into boots.
- Out of arrows / use the one in knee
- I hope youre not vital to the story / because I like your sword
- Here's a mammoth tusk / now marry me
- Eat tons of food / Lose weight
- two arrows in the head / "must be my imagination"
- Climb a mountain / scream at old men
- "i'd appreciate if you treat the jarl with some respect" / jump on the table, kick everything off and tea bag her face
- most praised and powerful warrior in all of skyrim / catch butterflies
- Make 600 iron daggers / suddenly proficient at making anything