This is where I'll view the episode of My Little Pony G5 at home and see my red-haired seahorse get its head knocked off by a baseball bat / if they would add him into the show for a laugh and to dig at Nobuhiro Watsuki and the Rurouni Kenshin (2023) fiasco!
A If i had one post.
You're showing off the display case at a family gathering, and it's just a shelf with a small, hopeful gap on it. You gesture at the empty space with the confidence of someone who has already planned the lighting. Your mate asks about your love life. You walk them through the flat like an estate agent: here is the sofa, here is the space on it where somebody would sit, here is the second toothbrush holder you bought in a moment of optimism. You open the app to show off your collection. It is a very well organised folder, with room for expansion, and the expansion is still in the post. At the end-of-year awards, you've cleared a spot on the shelf, dusted it twice and picked the angle. The shelf is looking great. The trophy is a concept. **Why it caught on:** the picture is a still from the animated series The Fairly OddParents, showing Mr. Crocker, the obsessive teacher, with his hands out in front of a velvet-roped display. People captioned it with a line about proudly showing off the place where something would go "if I had one", and it spread because everybody owns a very well-presented gap.